her vagine was all disorganized.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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