I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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