so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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