Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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