I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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Goodbee
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