oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
