another moral hangover. fuck.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I understand Curling. That high.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
you never un-have a 4some
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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