id be glad to
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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