question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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