Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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