I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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