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Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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