apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Alive.
So much puke
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
