Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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