There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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