There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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