i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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