I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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