well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Randomize
