I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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