so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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