Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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