Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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