Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
dude. I can hear the air.
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