Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Damn victory sex feels great
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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