He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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