I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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