And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
