How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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