I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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