idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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