can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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