this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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