it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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