A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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