ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
