That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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