I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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