he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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