drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Mom said you looked used
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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