just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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