90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
