How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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