dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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