hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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