I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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