4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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