I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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