So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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