I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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