Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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